Be warned: in their natural habitat (Green Street), nopantsters often travel in packs.

Photo from last semester (don’t worry, the Uggs aren’t back yet).

Side note: saw a lot of shorts + rain boots combos today. Very classy, UIUC.

This girl was jamming out to tunez, typing away at her cell phone, and not wearing any pants, oblivious to the fact that she was also the star of contributor Quinn’s photo.

This, friends, is why texting and nopantsing is dangerous.

Though, come to think of it, nopantsing and DRIVING is probably safe.

Taken at the Capstone Quarters Bus Stop.

This is a surprisingly common scene. Less than a week into classes, he’s all about this school spirit thing. And she’s got a closet/dorm room bursting with so much black spandex that she cannot bear to only wear ONE black spandex item per day.

Foreign Language Building. Photo courtesy of yours truly.

It may be HOTTTT at UIUC today, but this picture should give you all something to look forward to. This travesty, photographed by Katie, occurred actually not at UIUC but at our neighbor school ISU. But no matter, we’re “Illinois” now anyway. This photo was also taken before UIUCNoPants even existed, so nice foresight on Katie’s part.

Anyway, back to the outfit…

In general, light-colored puffy winterwear will make anyone look marshmallow-esque. The twist here is that she’s dressed head to toe in silver, so perhaps we can summarize this look as “plush robot…in nopants”. Oh, and the obligatory Uggs.

Those are sure some shiny nopants! Luckily, the dude sitting next to j, today’s contributor, is censoring the TMI-portion of the nopantster.

Taken over the summer at a White Sox game in Comiskey Park.

(She doesn’t appear to be wearing socks either.)