Girls Night Out of Pants

27 Apr 2010 by uiucnopants, 3 Comments »

If you thought one nopantster was bad enough… welcome to Olive Garden: the nopantster swarming zone.

We thank Lori Smith for contributing evidence of possibly the most nopantsters per square feet Chambana has ever seen (three we’ve seen before, but five!??) We can’t describe the scene any better than she did:

“This was photographed at the Olive Garden, a popular eating establishment of students and couples celebrating anniversaries. Much like the liberal wife taking their husband to the strip club, Olive Garden was eye candy for the middle aged man in the waiting area.

5 out 7 women were sporting the no pants look, while two others had the sense to wear jeans. This five stood at the entrance, on the left hand side when entering, waiting for a table, greeting all passing by with their revealing attire.”

Lori also points out that the girl in the foreground in the second picture was not wearing pants either. In the photo, these look like they might be blue and have a seam… have we our first jeggings sighting??!

“Once I got to my table, I wanted to order a round of pants for everyone in the waiting room.”

We feel the same way.

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  1. Susie Q says:

    In their defense, pants are rather constricting at Olive Garden…soup, salad, and breadsticks make everyone consider not wearing pants…luckily everyone else knows better

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