Booty Shorts Public Service Announcement

10 Sep 2010 by uiucnopants, 86 Comments »

By popular demand: let’s all take a moment to pause and reflect on the fact that booty shorts are not pants either.

Again, there’s nothing wrong with SHORTS, just the way there is nothing inherently wrong with leggings — it’s the way people abuse these articles of clothing that gets the rest of campus a bit flustered.

For both shorts and leggings/tights, a good rule of thumb is: if you can see the entire outline of the bottom of your butt (as depicted above by Gina by the Main Library), you’re doing it wrong. Definitely too much spillage going on here.

And, of course, there are nopants in shorts-style. This one isn’t actually too bad (mostly because cell-phone cameras sometimes aren’t good enough to pick up every last VPL).

At least we have yet to see any nopants-booty-shorts. Eek.

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