Vending Machine NoPants
Here’s a proposal: the Illini Union should help remedy the nopants problem on their premises by installing a pants vending machine in the Vending Room.
This nopantster was wearing a very short t-shirt. We gave her the benefit of the doubt for 15 seconds (actually, it was a case of a hiding cell phone), but when she put on her equally short coat, that was the last straw. This girl, is getting uiucnopantsed.
Photo credit goes to us this time!