Love the boots. Hate the purse. Where’s the pants? (Anonymous contributor.) Tweet

Looks like someone took the nursery rhyme a little too far. A note to all tourists: we understand saving suitcase

Just. Don’t. Move. Pictured at the Neil Street Espresso Royale Cafe. You think just because you’re slightly off campus you

It’s been three months since the last nopants report and still we’re getting a few submissions a week? You guys

Here’s a proposal: the Illini Union should help remedy the nopants problem on their premises by installing a pants vending