30 Nov

Vending Machine NoPants

Here’s a proposal: the Illini Union should help remedy the nopants problem on their premises by installing a pants vending machine in the Vending Room.

This nopantster was wearing a very short t-shirt. We gave her the benefit of the doubt for 15 seconds (actually, it was a case of a hiding cell phone), but when she put on her equally short coat, that was the last straw. This girl, is getting uiucnopantsed.

Photo credit goes to us this time!

29 Nov

Quadrangle of Quad NoPants

Welcome back to school, kids. Turkey-filled nopantsters taken over the quad! We’re still too much in a tryptophan stupor to come up with a clever caption, so please just enjoy the quantity of nopants that contributor Lindsay seems to have encountered on the quad.

10 Nov

Seasonal Affective Disorder NoPants


Sorry for the surprise post-party hiatus — things got busy, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean the nopants epidemic on campus has at all ceased. Party photos in the next few days, plus making up for lost nopants time (our inbox is full of everything but pants).

The anonymous contributor who captured the DREARIEST nopants outfit ever outside of Foellinger likened her monochromaticity to the jolly green giant. Except the jolly green giant at least looks LIVELY, you know, being green.

This, my friends, is just depressing. At least the weather isn’t this bad.

21 Oct

NoPants Clonesters & PARTY TONIGHT

Hey guys, hope you remember that the UIUCNoPants Halloween Party @ Murphy’s is TONIGHT!!

Help turn the new half of Murphy’s into the scariest spot on campus by coming in your nopants. If you’re still not sure what to wear….

Girls: Just look at this website. There should be plenty of erm, inspirational material.
Guys: In addition to the standard tights/leggings, you could go in: underarmour, bike shorts, or even the original nopants: boxers (as long as the correct places are adequately covered…)

But definitely get creative — we will be giving away some pretty amazing prizes for some of the best costumes, including SNUGGIES. Yes, the theme of this party is starting to transcend nopants and become “ridiculous fads of the past several winters”…. we didn’t see it coming either.

to help inspire the FEAR that should be running through your veins right now, Bridget has sent us an entirely appropriate photo, of NOPANTS CLONES near Altgeld (I can already envision the trailer to a corresponding horror movie):

Anyway, come one, come all, bring your friends, win prizes (yes, we have more than snuggies), meet other fans of the blog, the creators, the contributors, and the Pulse Magazine team who has helped organize the party! Wooo!!!

8 PM @ Murphys. Be there.

(And yes, we’re wearing nopants to the party. In fact, we wore them all day to class. If anyone got a photo of us, you get a prize).

19 Oct

Teal bus, teal purse, purple shoes, nopants

The title really says it all today. Nopants in motion.

Taken by Nina on a MTD 12E Teal bus.

If you haven’t yet RSVPed to Thursday’s Halloween Party, do so here!

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