Just. Don’t. Move. Pictured at the Neil Street Espresso Royale Cafe. You think just because you’re slightly off campus you

Another gem of a photo from an anonymous contributor! This nopantster is stationary. While she waits for the bus, or

Contributed by 20S8 who took this baffling, spring themed nopants shot on the quad near the Foreign Language Building. Really,

Street sign conveniently points to a nopantster. This is not the first time this has happened. (Wright & Armory)

While her white shirt is long enough to kinda sorta almost maybe cover her ass, this only serves to distract