Sorry for the surprise post-party hiatus — things got busy, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean the nopants epidemic on campus

Is there a law that says you’re not allowed to wear pants in this dining hall? Or remove pants, then

CUMTD: leaving nothing to the imagination. (Also, CUMTD will not be running on Labor Day, in case you missed the

It really has. It’s been great pretending like nopants aren’t a problem, and going on hiatus for the summer. But

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it… same issue. If a nopantster